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- Name I was Given when Born: Kaliska (but me prefers "Roomie")
- My Honourname: Giggles-at-Anger
- My Renown: Adren (Rank 3)
- Moon Phase: Ragabash (Nuwisha don't have an auspice! Silly question!)
- My Breed: Latrani (that means me was born Coyote)
- My Tribe: Nuwisha (Nuwisha don't have tribes! Another silly question! Are you really qualified to do this interview?)
- My Tribal Camp: Earth Dansers (yes that's spelt right - and all nuwisha are Earth Dansers - there's only 7 of us after all! Whaddya mean you've seen more? Sshhh!!! The Umbral Dansers are a S.E.C.R.E.T.!)
- Where I was Born: California Living Museum, Ashford, California, USA (yes I was born in a Zoo!)
- My Job: *giggles hysterically* Oh you so funny!
- Age I Look: Mid-20s (or so I'm told... am only a teenager though - latrani mature faster than humans!)
- Favourite Food: Raw squirrel! With chili sauce! In a burrito!
- Invisible Person Controlling Me: I'm an NPC (I like to jump over the 4th wall!)
How I Look (and my ♥TOTALLY CUTE BUTT™♥)
In homid form me is about average girly height with long, natural red hair (but me normally tints it a darker red). I have an athletic figure because me spend most of my time running (away from werewolves I've made angry, or away from Wyrm creatures I've made just as unhappy - often making both of them run at me but into each other instead!). I don't do drugs, or smoke or any unhealthy things and me eat natural - so my skin is very soft and pretty. Most importantly... I have a ♥TOTALLY CUTE BUTT™♥
Even in my Tsitsu form (that's the near-man form for you lot) me look human (but a bit hairier). I told me look "like a tall, butch lesbian" in my Tsitsu form (hey... I is just saying what people told me!).
My Manabozho form (yes... that's the Coyote-woman form) is smaller and slender compared to a typical werewolf's Crinos form and not as hairy. We nuwisha are built to be graceful and enduring, not raw power like you werewolves. Our "war form" really isn't much of a war form... I mean we're no stronger, tougher or even much faster than our near-Coyote form, so we don't think of it that way.
My Sendeh form (yes... what you call the "near-wolf" form... must you keep asking me these things?) looks much like a normal red wolf. Apparently, we (or me) look much like Fianna wolves in this form (which makes it real easy for me to get free drinks at the Sept of Black Wisdom!)
In my natural Latrani form me look like a typical coyote. But prettier. What do you mean "you all look alike to me" - racist! I is prettier than most Latrani! Me grooms!
Clothing? Oh me don't see the point of it. I think clothing is something homids came up with to hide the fact they had little willies or boobies. Not something us Latrani care about. I like my biker jacket and have it talisman dedicated - it's pretty and a trophy of a great prank against the Zabat. But whilst me wear homid clothing to keep homds from complaining about "public indecency" I tend to forget to talisman dedicate them and end up nekkid more often than not - except for my Fetish denim jacket. I tend to like casual dresses or jeans and t-shirts, especially loose or stretchy ones which can work in either Homid or Tistsu form (sometimes even Manabozho) even if I didn't talisman dedicate it. Me like dresses because me look pretty in them, they show off my legs, and they're comfortable - and stretch jeans because it shows off my famous, ♥TOTALLY CUTE BUTT™♥ . Me not expert with cosmetics and normally not bother - but I might steal some lipstick or gloss (or ask a Glass Walker, kinfolk or homid to help with more) if I want to look pretty for some reason. Call me vain but I like looking pretty - and it's much easier to trick male wyrm servants when you look pretty.
Also, me waxes. Everywhere except me head. Smooth as a homid baby's bottom. What do you mean, "too much info?"
My Life Story
I was born in California Living Museum (aka CALM) to a domesticated Coyote (mum was rescued injured when young and was "not fit" for release back into the wild), one of a litter of 6. Of course people wonder how mum got pregnant, since she was kept seperated from any male coyotes when in estrus. But that's totally another story… (and my real dad was a master at getting into places that you're not supposed to get into). My dad (my adopted dad - more on him in a bit) gave me the name Kaliska - which is native american for "Coyote Chasing Deer" because apparently I did a lot of that when I was little.
Dad said it was apparent from an early age that me was different from the other pups - more active, more keen on exploring, and more cunning (me is smarts). If there was a way to leave my pen, I'd find it. And when told off I'd make hyena-like giggly noises. Despite this, me was liked by the Vetinary doctor in charge (my adopted dad, yes) - who sensed there was something different about me (probably because he's a vampire - yes I'm serious). When me was a little over a year old, me began getting memories of past lives, and visitations from one claiming to be my dead father, a famous Nuwisha legend called Laughs-at-Rage. Then the change came over me. I admit me was pretty scared and confused at first, but me was found by the vet who had reared me, and he took care of me. I thinks of him as me father, yes even though he's a vampire. Why do you keep going on about him being a vampire? Vampires are people too you know! Sure many are Wyrm-stinky-smelly, but not all of them... Some of them (like dad) are good peoples! A typical Bone Gnawer's socks smell worse than most vampires I know!
Anyhow, in the years since me first change, me's been learning a lot about the world (as u can see me learnt to speak and write english pretty good). In time I got a little training and education about Nuwisha lore from a follower of Oghma (who moved on pretty quicly once the basics was done) and me has established some limited links with some of my people (a few nuwisha kinfolk in the area - most of us are related because real daddy didn't understand the concept of not shagging anything female - homid, latrani, wolf or canine - and apparently had a bionic penis). But mostly me relies on my real father's teachings (he often comes to me as an ancestor spirit), coyote's messengers and the school of hard knocks.
Now me is grown and ready to have fun, trick my friends, and prank the Wyrm!
Human Society
Me don't normally get involved with homid society. Me have nothing against them, and it fun pulling tricks on them, but me is nuwisha and the apocalypse is coming, so me normally stick with my vampire or werewolf friends. When me deals with homids it usually for specific reason (like me being arrested for "public indecency", "breaking and entering" or starting bar fights) and short-lived. I does have a few homid friends outside the CALM staff though (they think me is my adopted dad's adopted daughter and niece from a dead brother - which is only partly untrue).
Personality
I is perfect in every way! I is funny, friendly, sexy and have a ♥TOTALLY CUTE BUTT™♥. I is friendly to everyone, and constantly playing tricks on them. If they take me tricks well, we become even better friends. If they get pissy, then we don't become friends (and then me tricks them even more because it's just SO funny seeing homids getting angry and all the funny face expressions that happen!). Coyote blessed me with a sexy figure, so me likes to show it off and use it to me benefit (homids give you SO much attention and freebies when you wave your ♥TOTALLY CUTE BUTT™♥ at them! Me has never paid for a bar drink in me life!).
Coyote showed his Xochipilli face to me, and so that is me personal totem and way Coyote needs me to live me life. As a follower of Xochipilli me live life to the extreme, doing things that most others call "crazy" or "suicidal" but me has faith in Xochipilli, and he helps me to always walk away (okay sometimes I crawl away dragging my insides on the ground... but I is still standing tall and me heals well!). I is not allowed to refuse a dare, no matter what the odds of surviving. And me won't! Xochipilli's not stupid... there's a difference between a near-suicidal, risky dare and a suicidal dare given to you by someone who genuinely wants you dead. But you'd be surprised how extreme me will go on a dare!
Me like to give everyone ONE chance - vampire, werewolf, mage or anything else me meets. Me know vampires and werewolves have been natural enemies for millenia (because most of you werewolves are pig-headed racists) but me knows better. Me has seen "evil" werewolves that care nothing beyond their own desires, and kind vampires that think only of the good of others and fight the wyrm taint in them every second of their existence. If you don't believe me, ask your famous Stephanie Wolfthorn or Sneers-at-Death about how good pure-bred, high-renown werewolf leaders are... But if anyone (vampire, werewolf or otherwise) fall too far to Wyrm Corruption to be saved, then I is duty-bound to prank them. What do you mean I don't take the apocalypse seriously? Don't you know what a prank is? Fine... me will explain in a bit....
What else can me say about me personality? Ummm... I is usually told that I is very nosy. Me think all Nuwisha (and most Ragabash) are curious by nature - but me think it may be true that I is more curious than most. Me can't help it... if there's a mystery of some kind, me HAS GOT to investigate!
Me also tend to act on how me think and feel in the moment. Me don't have a lot of what homids call "patience." Me has been known to piss off allies who spend ages planning an attack only for them to realise half-way through planning that me has disappeared and is already attacking on me own. Yeah you might call me nuts, and me know my friends will grumble and moan about it, but they'll come to help anyhow - and in the end things work out for us.
Oh and me LOVE dancing. A lot. And music. Me love karaoke nights and going wild on a dance floor, where me can shake my ♥TOTALLY CUTE BUTT™♥!
Pranks & Tricks
No no no! Pranks and tricks aren't the same thing. We nuwisha believe we have a DIVINE DUTY given to us by Coyote to carry out tricks and pranks.
A Trick is well-intentioned (although those getting tricked may not think so) and supposed to teach someone something. It's a fact that people learn faster from their mistakes than when things go well. So tricks are embarrassing, annoying or upsetting - but not fatal. The faster someone learns, the sooner the tricks end. It is our solemn duy as tricksters to guide and educate your people (the werewolves) by tricking them. Of course we HAVE to trick you guys! If we came up to you and said "Hey can I make a suggestion?" would you really listen? You guys don't exactly sit down to discuss things diplomatically even with your own people! Last time that was tried you started the War of Rage and nearly wiped out most of us Fera! So yea, we use tricks - and it works. You may not even know it did, but it did, does, will, whatever!
A Prank is a whole heap nastier than a trick. We usually reserve pranks for those who serve or have fallen to the Wyrm (or otherwise deserve it). A prank is much like a trick, except instead of the victim learning from the experience, the experience is fatal to them. Maybe they'll learn in the afterlife, next life or wotever - but when a Nuwisha decides to prank you, your time on this earth is numbered. No it's not "assassination" - we're not that crude. A prank will never be us walking up to you and taking your face off with a bite, or shooting you with a gun (though that can actually be possible as a prank if we have a shotgun and can say "Say HALLO to my little friend! KABOOM!"). It'll be your car's brakes failing, a gargoyle statue falling on you from a church spire or something equally funny. Of course, we're usually the only ones laughing...
This is actually how we rise in renown and status amongst our kind. We judge and spread tales of great tricks and pranks based on their ferocity, cunning or their humor value - humor and cunning are given greater value, as you would expect from a race of tricksters.
Other Interesting Info About Me
- Me has a legal human name and identity - Ariel Trevanion. When me was a pup my carer (and later adoptive father, from who me got my surname) would put on the Disney Channel to distract us, and me used to enjoy The Little Mermaid and would sing along to her singing. So he began naming me after her, especially since me also have red hair.
- Because me is usually seen as a wise-ass, others are surprised to find out I have an artistic side. Maybe it's in me blood or was nutured from singing Little Mermaid songs like me said above, but me enjoy singing and have learnt a few instruments - mostly banging drums, guitars, and pan pipes. Me carry a harmony flute fetish me inherited from my real father. Me can often be seen singing to the moon to keep her company, and enjoy playing my pipes in quiet moments. Me sometimes sings songs around friends and other garou/fera. Sometimes it's for a trick or entertainment, but sometimes the trick is that it helps lift spirits - the apocalypse war is long and hard, and sometimes a song can do more for the soul than long-repeted words and platitudes.
- Me has a really good sense of smell. Even in homid form me can smell as well as most werewolves in wolf form.
- Although we respect her, Nuwisha don't serve Luna so we don't have her gift of Rage. This means unlike you werewolves we nuwisha are immune to silver in all our forms.
- Since me was born latrani but spend at least half my time in homid form, me is a metamorph - me can change forms instantaneously and as easily as breathing air.
- I is not able to survive just on veg - Me not a poster-child for PETA. Me might eat a veggy pizza and it fill me belly - but me die of starvation anyhow. Me needs to eat real meat - the bloodier the better!
- I'm double-jointed. Me is incredibly supple and bendy. You'd be amazed how me can bend my arms and legs - me can put both legs behind me head easily. Very handy for getting through narrow gaps and out of bindings... and always funny seeing the faces that homid males pull when me do stretchy things!
- I is a bit of a feminist. I is not as extreme as Black Furies, but think us wimmen have plents of smarts and talents that men don't... and men are SO easy to manipulate with a wave of the ♥TOTALLY CUTE BUTT™♥ - it's like a Gift!
How Me Fights!
Coyote blessed me with a very fit form, and me runs a lot (mostly away from angry people). Me once looked at "the Olympics" on tv and think me can beat most of them even in Homid form. Me love dancing and Parkour both of which me do a lot (Parkour often when running away from angry werewolves or vampires). So in a fight me tends to rely on my natural athleticism to do things people wouldn't expect. Me know how to fight, but I'm no Black Fury - me try to complicate things for my foes to tire them out, or get an opening for a nice attack that myself or my allies to take advantage of. Me is a natural Ragabash and pretty sneaky, so stealth and quick strikes is more me thing than straight-up brawling.
Since me rely on speed, me prefers to fight in Manabozho (coyote-woman) if me need hands or Sendeh (near-coyote) if me want to run faster (Sendeh is more natural for me as it closer to me true form). Me only use Tsitsu (near-woman) when me want to look human but need a bit more ZAZAZOOM!
How to Get Along With Me
If you have a sense of humour and friendly personality, and treat me with respect, then we'll be friends. Feed me and give me a place to crash, and me probably love ya to bits.
That how me got the name "Roomie" - because me don't have a place of my own and tend to crash at the houses of my friends. A friend called me "Roomie" which is a homid shortname for "Room-mate" and me liked it, so the name stuck.
What I Usually Have on Me
- Portable Door Fetish (given to me by follower of Oghma)
- Harmony Flute Fetish (belonged to dad)
- Biker Denim Jacket (taken off pranked Sabbat biker)
- My legendary ♥TOTALLY CUTE BUTT™♥
Things I Usually Say
- (Manic giggling)
- "Silly werewolf!"
- "Silly vampire!"
- "Yahoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
- "Let's go already!"
- "Bored now!"
My Picture Album!
Me in homid form looking sessy
Me in homid form dressed pretty
Me chillin' on the sofa
Me in Manabozho coyote-woman form
Baby me looking cute
Baby me and brother playing (me on top)
Baby me and mum - nice family photo!
Baby me singing to Luna (and my bro watching)
Baby me waking up
Baby me stealing brother's food (hehehe)
